BIG OOPSIE: UH-OH!

ThinkZ i in wrong Blogosphere...need Intel! Does I stay or Does I go? Hmmmm....

Who Da "Hamster Lady?"

OOoops, wrong blog! Thought this da "Squirrel Lady Blog" gotta go, bye! Next post, next post!
Gotta Go!

How Dare They Say There Are NO "Hamster Ladies!"

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WE isn'T hamsterZ unless you ask Eric, but we

DEMAND A REFRACTION! That is how mom

holds us pigulas, and we isn't and ain't nevah gonna

be cats! In fact, both mom's kitties live in Seattle

with Edwin, so WE DEMAND A RETRACTION!

And we are feeling better but mom got a

(very, very B.I.G.)  Migraine so probably won't be online

until...oh bloody hork, who knows? It a Big One.

Love,

YumYum but work to do:

Dear Peeple,

We DEMAND A REFRACTION and if you evAH

write another...

‪Sara Bareilles - King Of Anything‬‏ - YouTube

‪Sara Bareilles - King Of Anything‬‏ - YouTube

We isn't sayin' this about anybody we know...

or knew...

or...

you didn't see it here.

(MOM'S ANTHEM: YOU DIDN'T SEE IT HERE!)

Mom Said, "Don't You DARE POST THAT, YumYum!"

And yet, we just did. Why? Because little cages make me grumpy and mischievous.
With, perhaps, a wee touch of "Bad PigZ, Bad PigZ, Whatcha Gonna Do When Meme
ComeZ For U?"

If any of you don't know Meme, it is so HOT where she lives we ain't worried, cuz chances
are the humidity keepin' them all iMMobile anywayZ...and we sympathize...SERIOUSLY!

(we mean it. whaddya mean we don't sound sincere? how DARE you!)

That was not muffled giggling!

How DARE you!

"mOM, can i have an extra blanket tonight? got cold last night."

Thank You Notes...

Dear Migraine,

Thank you for coming to visit us.
We didn't want mom to finish this drawing.
We like it when she lies down in bed next to our cages
and we can get attention by chewing on her bars.
OOPS, a minor typo, we meant "OUR BARS"
because - of course her bed does not have bars!
Goodness, where did THAT typo come from?

We regret the "spillage" of ginger ale, coffee, and
whatever other liquids and perishable (READ: SMELLY!)
items knocked over during your visit. Mom can't see real
good with ice packs smashed over her eyes while she stumbles
about in our new drama: "OMG! ANOTHER DAY WITH !!^$^^#%$*&WTF?!"
now receiving rave reviews nowhere.
Which is for the best.

Perhaps mom will finish you. Perhaps not.

Either way, your lovely company during a rare, cool, sunny, Pacific Nor'west
facsimile of summer has been duly noted.

Sincerely,
OMG! WHY AREN'T THESE ICE PACKS FROZEN?!

(mebbe cuz you didn't put them back in the freezer?)

Artisans Northwest Art, Crafts & Eats - Arts/Entertainment/Nightlife - Bellingham, WA | Facebook

Artisans Northwest Art, Crafts & Eats - Arts/Entertainment/Nightlife - Bellingham, WA | Facebook
Now the Big Question: Will or Will NOT mom finally succumb to FACEBOOK?

Unlikely, she says?

Hmmm, we aren't quite so sure.

But a great way to follow the Artists of ARTISANS

if you ARE ON FACEBOOK (mom!)

love,

YumYum

(Still not likin' the new cage but it is kinda cozy.)

The Artists of ARTISANS Gallery

Contributors

We haZ been "listed" at long last

our sordid misdeeds with fragrant

sharpie markers hath come back

to haunt us...well, actually mom.

We sniff, she draws.

We remain anomymousey...

She gets "listed."

Yeah, we can live with that!

BTW, last night mom made me

a new cage with towels and soft

stuff instead of litter but it ain't

got a loft in it because the vet

didn't want me jumpin' up and

down (especially down) with that

spondyAnkling thingy and it is

Calvin's original cage, smaller,

I doesn't like it and intend to

chew my way out and if she gets

"accidentally" mistaken for a fresh

bell pepper and bitten again (not

that i didIt the first time) that would

be TRAGIC. very, very TRAGIC!

YumYum doth protesteth.

ARTISANS NEW WEBSITE!

Home Page

ARTISANS gallery is up and running online now.

Enjoy.

WE IZ BELLINGHAMSTERS!

Today is cool, sunny, with a lovely offshore breeze, perfect for our annual Celebration of the Arts.
If you are melting like an ice cream cone in a hot oven, won't you become a Bellinghamster, too?

Heralding the Arts festival a meal for our collective soul - northwest_view - bellinghamherald.com

Heralding the Arts festival a meal for our collective soul - northwest_view - bellinghamherald.com

TODAY BELLINGHAMSTERS INCLUDING US IZ HEALING OUR COLLECTIVE SOULS

THROUGH ART! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

p.s. mOM missed the Gallery First Friday Art Walk to be wid her MODdies
on MMN and us and we wuz all glad to be together, them MODZ is nutZ!!!
and makes her laugh. we lurves our MODS and MMN,
so thank you Kestra and Sacto Sylvia for all you do to make MOD dreams

come true!

Guinea Man WHA?!

Mom: I am very disappointed in almost all of you for teasing YumYum about having GuineaManBoobs because I expected us to all celebrate that, without certainty, we were at least informed they don't think he has cancer! Deeply disappointed. You know who you are.

MacNutPie: Mom, we know you are also on a nutritious diet to help regain your own strength and a renewed sense of well-being so, just outta curiosity, what did you eat yesterday to stop crying and calm down that was healthy?

Raj: SHE GOT TWO SLICES OF PIZZA!
Taj: "TO GO!" ONE FOR LUNCH AND ONE FOR DINNER, WE SEEN 'EM!
Coconut: "I thought she was eating gluten-free vegan chocolate cake with berry frosting?"
Raj & Taj: "THAT TOO! MOM YOU IZ SO BUSTED!"

Calvin: If I may...I was there when the biopsy was done on YumYum and never saw any GuineaManBoobs, he has tumors in his mammary glands and his lymph nodes and aspiration biopsies are never 100% so let's be kind, shall we?

Raj: What color came out of the mammary gland thingy they did?

Calvin: It was an unusual white, milky substance - "

Taj: Unusual for a GUINEA MAN cuz that breast milk! He..like ready to nurse! WAAAHHH!
TOO FUNNY, OMG, i just kill myself i so funny sometimes...sigh...
i iz too funny even fur me, ha-ha! ah, sigh, guinea-giggle-giggle.

Mom: STOP IT! It was NOT milk, it was fluid and they didn't even biopsy his lymph nodes
so STOP IT and be nice. He is in a lot of pain and the pharmacy is creating a special gel to
rub on his ears to relieve his pain...which, by the by, is prednisone which, by the by, has a
reputation for making patients aggressive, like The Incredible Hulk, so y'all might wanna
put a lid on it, cuz he could GET YOU AND YOU KNOW IT!"

Calvin: Mom?

Mom: Yes, dear?

Calvin: Can we watch "Iron Man" again tonight on your computer? I lurved it!

Mom: Sweetheart, I sent it back to Netflix already but we could watch the new
"Star Trek" movie, well not really new, but we haven't seen it.

Raj: Cuz William Shatner's man-boobs so big they wouldn't even let him BE IN IT!
Taj: That true. Leonard Nimoy got a cameo but not William Shatner and he got real mad.
Maybe he had a prednisone patch on his ear, too.

Calvin: Whose ear? Mr. Spock's ear? The pointy ones? He got an Incredible Hulk patch like YumYum getting?

Taj: Yeah, to fight the Klingons!

EnTIRE hErD: "Ooooooooooh."

Mom: "So, barring any extraordinary ambient downtown crime sounds and police in the building chasing criminals, tonight we will celebrate all of us and watch "Star Trek" and be happy, no more teasing, O.K. guys and  Pretty Miss Coconut?

Coconut: Mom, what did you have for breakfast?

Play time over, back into your cages for naps!

guinea-man-boobs, guinea-man-boobs, guinea-man-boobs...

Mom: STOP THAT!

Everybody but Calvin and YumYum: "We are chanting."

Mom: that is not an acceptable mantra! How about: "We love YumYum and Calvin" for a mantra,
if you insist on chanting?

Raj and Taj begin munching on hay, Coconut hides in the cardboard box house she is also consuming,
MacNutPie curls up in his cuddle cup for a nap, and Calvin fell asleep after hearing"Star Trek" movie tonight.

Mom is now free to leave the building.