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                                                     GuineaSaurusRex!

Pandemic 2: The Startling (Season 12, Episode 11) - Full Episode Player - South Park Studios

Pandemic 2: The Startling (Season 12, Episode 11) - Full Episode Player - South Park Studios

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It's worth enduring the commercial to watch this brilliant episode starring real live

guinea-saurs...hysterical!

"Guinea Pigs...all over...need to stop them..."

"Guinea Pigs? Geez, this thing is world-wide! Look at that thing?

What are we going to do?"
                                             ~Quotes from "South Park: The Startling" LOL!

Trust Homeland Insecurity not to solve the terror wreaked by the Guinea-Saurs~

Guinea-Saurus-Rex

Mom is getting me this cool Halloween costume, yeah, the same exact one used on "South Park" by creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone ("Book of Mormon" Broadway, yeah, dat dem!) for their terrifying episodes in which GuineaSaurs wreak havoc and mayhem on the South Parkers! This is GUARANTEED to win my darling Millie Bea's heart, providing she don't see me on South Park...killer-funny,  but not the stuff of wooing...

Big Shout-Out to Cuddly Cavies for creating my special costume.
Big, Big Shout-Out to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the best episodes of "South Park"
using real, live GUINEA-SAURS!
And delicate whispers and woos to my dear Millie Bea up in Wisconsin...
Am I handsome or AM I HANDSOME?!

Who loves ya, Baby?
YumYum loves ya!

Jens Custom Crafts LLC - Satisfied Customers

Jens Custom Crafts LLC - Satisfied Customers

^^^You have GOT TO SEE THESE stunning soft, plush,

moisture-wicking, luxurious items hand designed, made,

and created in all ways by our new special friend, Jen, who

also donates a portion of every month's profits to smaller

sanctuaries to help keep them going! She is AMAZING

and the only problem we are having, after ordering and

receiving 3 of her cuddle-cups and one tunnel is...

well, see our next post. It's not pretty. Some piggy's

mommy better get those cards into that gallery NOW!

But whether you own a cat or a hedgehog, a ferret or a

very, very, very small pony, these products are the best

gift you can give to your little bundle of joy. (You might

need a private consultation, depending on just how small

your horse actually is...)

Please enjoy her custom crafts as much as our piggies are!

Thank you, Jen!

The TUNNEL!

"Mom, what dis? What dis? Not the carrot, DIS THING?"
"GIMME da carrot, please..."

"HOLY HORK-PIE, BRO'S, THIS LOOKS SPOOKY, LIKE SOME KINDA HALLOWEENY THINGY! ANY CARROTS LEFT? ALL I SEE IN THERE IS YOUR POO!"

HA! HA! HA! LOOKS LIKE "FAT ALBERT" THE SCAREDY-PIG STUCK IN THE WRONG TUNNEL! LIKE WINNIE-THE-POOH! HE BETTER RECONSIDER THAT NEW THINGY!
WAAAAH, SQUEEEEE, HE SO FUNNY!

You didn't have to laugh at me like that, but, FINE,
I'll reconsider my options from the OUTSIDE!

Then solicit solid Intel from Secret Agent Raj Mahal,
code name Secret Agent Raj Mahal...
"So, buddy, whaddya think o'dat new tunnel thingy?"

"Hmmm, me thinketh thou shalt get thyself to a nunnery while I stake my claim on the Tunnel for MYSELF! CAPICHE?"

"Oh, YEAH, Baby, OHhhhh YEAH! THIS ONE FINE PLACE FOR A SECRET AGENT, CODE NAME,RAJ MAHAL!"

"EXCUSE YOU? Just cuz I's a girl don't mean I not a contender! Get OUT, you nasty thing. This tunnel is so soft it obviously meant for pigs of delicate persuasion and discriminating taste."

Hmmm...OH, How I love being me.

HEY, I SAID GET OUT,  WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND,  oh lovely Raj. You look especially dapper today, by the way, in case I neglected to mention it during tea, dahling.

No hope. Why try? They just laugh at me like I have no feelings, but I do have feelings and right now I feel hurt,lonely, sorrowful, and - do I look fat in this? Thanks, didn't think so. Wait a minute, I have a plan!

I have thunketh uppeth Oprah's Next Big Thang!

"Finally~ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

"Uh, Drrrr....huh? WHAT? My head getting squashed! Owwie!"

"Hee-Hee, Hi-Ho, And Here I go! I am MacNutPie and shall not be publicly dishonored! I will be in the Tunnel and stake a claim upon It for myselfeth! 
Raj, hope you have an escape route! Hidey-Ho,
bro, it's time to go! Muah-Ha-HAAh!"

"Raj, Raj? I can't hear you? Are you still in there?"


Silence. 


"MmmmRrrrmrumph...maybe, kinda, sorta, dunno really..."

HA! PATIENCE COMES TO ALL WHO WAIT.
OR, IF YOU WAIT FOR PATIENCE THou'z TUNNEL DOTH COMETH FORTH-WIdTH WELCOMING such Luxurious FLEECE...or, just:

HOORAY FOR ME! SquEEEEee!

The End!

We Remember Our Erica

We occasionally share with you the heartbreak of Sanctuary Life. Because our near and dear brothers and sisters so often come from homes where they were - at best, neglected - at worst, abused, starved, left sick and suffering, dying in pain. It is for that reason we welcome them here and love them so! It is also for that reason that so many arrive with shorter than normal lifespans; less time to live amongst our marauding herd...Erica was with us the shortest time, only a few months...Mom loved grooming her lion-colored fur and fluffing up her "mane" so she looked like

a lioness with that glittery, golden-soft, fur.

Mom's spiritual teacher, Sant Rajinder Singh, has said: "If you think the sunset is pretty; oh just wait; wait till you look into God's eyes."

When we look into each other's eyes, we see God looking back!
In the eyes of every single guinea pig who has ever lived amongst us here, we
see God and feel that we are stewards of even the humblest little ones, like Erica and Calvin the small.

And, yes it is true that we chase, steal food right outta each others' mouths (one
of my favorite Things to Do!) and take each others' favorite cuddle cups for our
own naps, yet we see God in every piggie's beautiful eyes, for as long as he or she lives with us here...and we never forget!
They say eyes are the windows to the soul. Just look at dear Erica's!

Losing piggies to illness is the most difficult part of Sanctuary life, so many little brothers and sisters...even seeing the condition they are in when they arrive can be heartbreaking...like Calvin the small having been starved to the point where all of his bones de-mineralized! He was kidnapped by his owner's room-mate, who could bear it no more, and brought Lil'Cal to the farm store, who saved him for us!
Yet, no one rushes to greet mom as enthusiastically as he does, running up to the bars of his cage, chewing and pulling them to make noise, earning him special petting and chin-scrunchy-scratches! And every night he goes to bed with mom tucked into his special blanket, returned to his cage only right before she falls asleep. Although once, well...let's say he had the run o'the place all night, little devil! Mom woke up and got her F.R.E.A.K. ON!  But found him easily, all curled
up in a bed he had made for himself on the floor in a cozy place.

We wish humans could forgive and forget as easily as we do...as easily as little Calvin, starved nearly to death yet always EAGER to love and be loved!

One friend told mom we were each her "little Buddhas" sent to teach her things. If we have one thing to teach, it is to see God in our eyes because each one of us little Buddhas LOVES more than any of you can imagine! Unless you're already a cavy-slave, like our friend, PixiePie! Her Millie Bea got her wrapped around her
non-existent tail! Ha! Millie Bea got her own "dreamhouse" and custom-made cozy
furniture! Wahhh, that so funny!

One last note...mom gave cards of us to our neighbors' kids and today on her way home they were making signs for a school project about changing the world.
They had chosen animal cruelty! They were planning to set up a little "lemonade stand" kind of place somewhere to collect money to donate to our local humane society and mom volunteered to come to their school (maybe even bringing me with her!) to talk about caring for our brothers and sisters as if they were our very selves!

We were SO HAPPY!!! Squeeee for Kids Changing Our World!
The kids also gave mom hand-painted papers with animal paw prints and hearts.
We don't have one piece of artwork here more valuable than that...(well, maybe mom's postcard sent by and signed from Ansel Adams, because it changed her world a long, long time ago.) There's these little kids and they want to raise money and awareness about the need to Be Kind To Animals!
We have hope: We see God in their sparkling, idealistic eyes, even tiny
children ready to create a more peaceful world for all of us.

Have a nice weekend, everybody! And welcome to our newest members, SOS from Mexico! What a privilege to have you following our adventures here at Panda Pig's Peace Sanctuary! We actually belong to Rimjhim Duggal and Arjan Stephens: our Sanctuary was their wedding present, and the work we do is our seva (service)
to provide a loving, forever home for the forgotten and homeless piggies amongst us. (See Tuesday, March 9, 2010.) Sweet Dreams.

Calvin's Exciting News Put On HOLD!

Oh, do we have a great show for you today! But, unfortunately, mom back in the wily clutches of her first severe migraine cycle of the month - and it not about to lose it's claim on her head.
So, we gotta limit 'puter to 5 minutes or no minutes...WAH! Mebbe that what "cliffhanger" means?

So, stay tuned, cuz we really gotta really great show for you; just not today...

"Oopsie-Doodle-Big-Fat-DRAT!" whined Calvin.
"Calvin, what was that?!"
"oh, nothing, mom, just a little disappointed fussing."
"Well, look here, you'll be in the very next post, dear."
"OKAY! CAN I HAVE A TREAT?"
"Of course you can, of course!"

So, while the rest of us look on, lil'Calvin works mom like a door-handle.
I taught him how to do it, and now the apprentice has become the master.
But I never! taught him that "Oopsie-Doodle" thing, that is just plain embarrassing.

"Oh, Yum-Yum?"
"Yeah?"
"Who got the treat?"
"You."
"Heh-hey, Oopsie-Doodle-Big-Fat-DRAT! Try it sometime. Hey-hey, munch-munch."
I is YumYum and I haz left da building for a pretzel!

A Nail-Bitin' Cliffhanger!

Mom so exhausted cleaning cages and refilling food bowls, holding us for petting, and giving me my medicine she too tired to help me with this post right now. So, we gonna leave ya hangin' but Calvin REALLY DID! And it good, real good.
STAY TUNED!

Guinea Pigs Row Tiny Boat - Extended Version - GEICO commercial - YouTube

Guinea Pigs Row Tiny Boat - Extended Version - GEICO commercial - YouTube

We can't row...WAAAAH!
Mom already done postD this and we know it. But if she wants to do it

again, we can't stop her...she came home with fresh, organic veggies
and we wants 'em...so "Row." WhatEVAH!

P.S. we ain't got "fingers" but we make great GuineaCoxswainZ:

"WHEEEK! SQEEEE! WHEEEEK! SQUEEEE!"
Who wouldn't row if ya getting that squeaked at yer face
in one o'dem longboats? Am I right? Of COURSE I'm right.

Animals Sing "Take on Me" - Easier Way to Save - GEICO commercial - YouTube

Animals Sing "Take on Me" - Easier Way to Save - GEICO commercial - YouTube

We respect the right of all animals and birds to be featured on GEICO commercials.

We simply think the Guinea Pig ones are the best.

That is why we are putting on the Extended Version again, above.

Because mom can't remember if we did or not. We pretty sure we did

but she don't know nuttin' anymore since getting on that new medicine

for her migraines. It O.K. She remembers the important stuff...

loving us, feeding us, loving us, filling up our cleaned-up water bottles,

loving us, giving us timothy hay, loving us, buying us all new cuddle cups

but - of course - I gots my SPECIAL TUNNEL, loving us, tucking us in at

night, loving us, getting Calvin a half-page all to himself in the latest issue

of Guinea Pig Magazine (more coming on that! Squeee!) loving us as she

falls asleep every night, Calvin tucked in to his special blanket sucking on

her finger until she remembers to put him back into his cage...

loving us.

Soft, Sweet, Precious Grey

YumYum as a baby...with a dash of brown and white because he is so beautiful to us.

Our Beloved Christmas Eve "Bear the Beaver" Pig...We MISS YOU!

You cavy slaves don't need no stupis book to know What Guinea Pigs Want! Even my stuffed Guinea Pig knows!
FOOD!
LOVE!
LOVE WITH FOOD!
PET US.
PET US WITH FOOD!
COMB OR BRUSH US GENTLY.
GROOM US WITH FOOD!
CUDDLE US.
CUDDLE US WITH FOOD!
TUCK US IN BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
TUCK US IN WITH FOOD BEFORE YOU GO TO BED!
CAPICHE?
EVEN MY STUFFED GUINEA PIG FRIEND (THANK YOU, HAMSTERDOG!)
KNOWS MORE THAN THIS BOOK!
(OH, AND GIRLS, LOTS OF GIRLS.)
WITH FOOD.
YEAH: GIRL PIGGIES WITH FOOD!
AND LOVE.
REALLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS LOVE.