A doggy's best friend. [VIDEO]

A doggy's best friend. [VIDEO]
^ Please consider watching this SHORT VIDEO with some tissues because it is that touching and beautiful. A dog's best friend...guess who?!


THANK YOU MARIFUN, WE LURVES YOU!


OOPS! DO WE OWE CREDIT TO CD3 FOR THIS? WELL, TO WHOMEVER AMONGST US WAS KIND ENOUGH TO SEND, MANY GRACIOUS TEARS AND THANKS AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO POST COMMENTS BUT, Marifun, they get 5 times bigger once they reach maturity and are taller than great danes...Woooo-Hooooo!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, G-MARCH!!! (we hope it is your birthday...is it?)

 

G-March, we LURVES YOU LIKE CRAZY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHETHER IT IS OR NOT!
HEE-HEE, Hope to SCARE  SEE YOU ON
MOLLY MOVIE NIGHT
TONIGHT! SQUEEEE!
Mu-AH!
YourSkatrPie
&
plenty of guinea pig kisses!

THE BIG BHINDI HAY-MUNCH-OUT!

 

Wash Paws before Breakfast...

 

Oh, what a feeling!

 

Oh, that perfect hay flower is right...over...
a little further over...to the right...

 

GOT IT! Mmmmmmm.....

 

Who's a Happy Pig?
Wheek!
Bhindi's a Happy Pig!

I HAZ WATERMELON DRIPPY-BEARD!

 

i LOVE watermelon!

 

it matches my blanket.

 

i haz to hunt it down!

 

it is big like an iceberg. i rolls it all about!

 

and gots to grab it before it exscapes!


 

why they laughin' at my ears, ma, one
goes up and one goes out but I gots my
watermelon drippy-beard: SQUEEEEE!
sorry you didn't get any, blog readers,
it was sweet, crunchy, and delicious.
but you don't have beards. i saved you.
(oh YumYum told me i could sign off 
all my blog posts with somethin' speshul, so...)


Yours In Cophragia,
Peter Peanut 

Comfort On A Sick Day

 

Peter Peanut Rescues Mom.

OOOOOOOOHhhhhh, BABY, BABY!

 

OH, that's it, right behind the ears!

 

MMMMMmmmmmmmm.......!

 

Would you be kind enough to do my tummy, too?

 

YES, I'll even put my foot on your hand to roll
me over so you can tickle the right spot!
I'm a "silkie" you know, soooo soft! My tummy
especially and my nose and my ears and my...

 

WHADDA-WHADDA-WHADDA, mom,
why did you stop? MOM?!


"Honey, it's not me, YumYum is transcribing this
since you are not available to type and he just 
discovered a carrot. Sorry, little one, these things
just happen. It's part of growing up, I guess."


Mom, YumYum said your new computer annoys him.
He said some of the keys don't really write what they
say they will and he is annoyed.


@like THAT! it was supposed to be something else.


And you forgetting your new password the minute after
you put it in and having to call the Philippines all the
time and just talk about stuff there since they are mostly
from where Edwin was born.


And you not knowing how to make it wireless and having to call India and you know they are in Mumbai so you play with their
heads and ask about the weather but you already know what it is from the newspaper and you know they are being listened in on and they keep @SEE THAT!  well, you keep making them £??? (this is one WACK computer!) they have to "redirect" you back to the topic but you keep saying "How do you say so-and-so in Hindi?"
and YumYum called you the worst pirate of all when you get those week-long migraines because you get bored and your head hurts and you get tummy-sick and can't eat so you just annoy all the poor people in call centers around the world.


Is that what a Pirate does, ma? Am I one?


Ma?


YumYum: "She fell asleep rubbing your belly, boy, just get used
to it. Now say good night and ask why none of the keys write the
letters they are are supposed to."


"why don't the keys eat watermelon.@£!@"


HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

bE StiLL mY BeaTiNG HeArT...MoMMy, I iz LovInG ThIS!

 

mA, wHo Iz Fairy?

 

aNd Ma, wHaTz a MeeRi?


"Love, little Peter Peanut, they are words for love."
I NU THAT! ME SO HAPPY!

THAT'S QUITE A STRETCH FOR TWO " NICE" LITTLE PIGGIES!

 

A PIG IN THE HAND IS...PRICELESS!

 

HELLO! My name is Peter Peanut and I iz a baby piglest and 
duzn't know how to uze mommy's new cmputer and neither duz
she! But the big news is that I is Peter Peanut and YumYum sed
he wanted to turn the helm of the Plog over to me becuz I am so
innocent and young and I iz difrent from the Pirates and he will
be the Pulblisher and help mom (me) when we (mom) needz it.
Di d I say I is just three months old amd mom was lucky to resccue
me becuse i had an upper respiratory infection so some pitchurs will have crusty eyes and nose but now I is only 3 months old and 
been to veteranarilibrarian who sed now mom and i is allergic to 
HAY! when we came home every pirate started laughing until their
ratty tails slapped they's food bowls until it hurt cuz i is allergic to hey. but so is mom.
I love you and will tell you everything when mom feels better and 
YumYum teaches me (mom) how to use our new computer thanks to kindness of cavy peeple and Edwin and friends.
Did I elf you i am only 3 months old?
I love you,
Peter Peanut

THE SOCRATIC METHOD...

 

The Socratic Method calls for common sense and common speech.
We shall now demonstrate.
Please continue.

NOM-NOM-NOM-OMMmmmmmmmm...........

 

BHINDI DEMONSTRATES MEDITATION ON "N-OMmmmmmmm......."
Whilst leaving his mouth too full to question the
existential nature of his enterprise, leading us to -

Tinker, Tailor, Philosopher, Spy...Who IS THIS?

 

"Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature.
And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves
are a part of the mystery that we are trying to solve."*


Bhindi: "I thought Max Planck said that."


Peanut: "You need to ask that in the form of a question."


Bhindi: "Like on the T.V. show "Jeopardy?" or something?"


Peanut: "Exactly."


Bhindi: "So, you are comparing Alex Trebek to Socrates?"


Peanut: "Indeed. You formed a question.^ Well done."


Bhindi: "What if I compared Alex Trebek to Max Planck?"


Peanut: "Please use better question form..."


Bhindi: "Is Alex Trebek of the T.V. Show "Jeopardy" the reincarnation of Max Planck?"


Peanut: "EXQUISITELY DONE, BINDI! BRAVISSIMO!"


Bhindi: "No, I mean, is he?"


Peanut: "Ya, sure, dude, LET'S EAT!"


***
*This test has been brought to you by the British Institute of
Cavy Philosophists Seeking Truth in Noms. (BICPSTIN)