Monday, March 8, 2010
BEAR TEACHES "EXPRESSIONS OF INNOCENCE"
Bear, being an Elder-Boar, has been around the block and seen much. One thing he really noticed about us is how easy it is for us to get into trouble because we never learned important "get out of trouble" skills.
Here, Bear the ElderBoar demonstrates famous, traditional cavy Poker-Face: "What? Something important got chewed and pieces of it have been found in my cage and between my long teeth? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! JUST LOOK AT THIS FACE! IS THIS A PRECIOUS FACE, I ASK YOU, JUST HOW PRECIOUS IS THIS FACE?"
And this, dear readers, demonstrates just how indispensible an ElderBoar is to every herd: Priceless!
We've kept busy practicing our "faces" and laughing at each other. We can barely wait to be naughty and try out what we have learned, but YumYum can't stop giggling. He's gonna blow it, that one!
THANK YOU, BEAR.
NOTE FROM EDITOR: WE REALIZE THE RED TYPE IS DIFFICULT TO READ BUT PANDA MAINTAINS IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ BECAUSE THEN THE RUSE WOULD NOT WORK ON NAIVE HUMAN SLAVES.
SORRY IF IT HURTS YOUR EYES. PANDA SAYS NOT TO READ IT IF YOU HAVE NAUGHTY GUINEA PIGS!
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