YouTube - Bruce Lee in Kung Fu

YouTube - Bruce Lee in Kung Fu

Dear Readers,

Before we politely embark upon our newest journey, "KungFu -YumYum"
and get all philOsOphical on you, please consider this video: We offer it with sincerity.
(OK. Not really, but it's hilarious.)

It is an imaginative look at what the 1970's series (created by Bruce Lee in real life)
would have looked like if Bruce Lee, rather than David Carradine, starred in the lead role.

We place this before you as our interpretation of YumYum's earnest desire
to embark upon his own Kung Fu journey, using Jackie Chan's remake of "The Karate Kid"
as his inspiration, so that he will become - hee, hee, sorry, this is sooo hard to take
seriously - a Kung Fu master who Only Uses His Power for Good. (Keep in mind the
coincidental timing: he saw me blog about mom's secret plan to have him neutered for
continuing aggressive behavior towards Bear. Good timing, Bucko!)

Excuse me just a moment, please.

(EDITOR'S NOTE: BURSTS OF LAUGHTER APPEAR IN BACKGROUND, SQUEALING, AND BEAR's EYES APPEAR TO BE TEARING UP FROM LAUGHING SO HARD. BEAR, WIPE YOUR EYES AND PIPE DOWN! I'M WRITING!)

Gentle reader, we invite you along as we journey with our little herd-mate on his quest for perfection.

We will begin posting videos, photographs, and flashbacks from YumYum's memories of his
past life as an un-neutered Shaolin Guinea Pig under the venerable masters Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee,
and Master Po.

The truth is, only Pink Mouse, who lives next door with Chin-Sun-Kitty, could teach our little brother.
But, since we may have to move, YumYum is reluctant to begin a memorable apprenticeship that
has little chance of lasting a lifetime. That part, we admit, is sincere and most noble of him.

So, please enjoy the links to very short episodes in the life of "The Littlest KungFu Guinea Pig."

Thank you and we wish you all a pleasant evening.

PANDA OUT.

(STOP LAUGHING, BEAR, WE NEED TO BE SUPPORTIVE! HA-HA!)