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Saturday, April 24, 2010

WHAT?!


dE
AR readers, i just wrote the best blog
post ever
written and it wa s realllly long and elegant
poetic,
ELOqqutnt and
most Rivetign ReadinG experience
AND award
whining, no doubt! i DA wrter of Dis House!
cyberspace ate IT WHile i was showing it to EVeryone &bragGing.

it G.O.N.E! SERIOULY, G.ON.E! LIke, where?~!@@@!!!***!!!

me sad, me giving
Post"Editor-Sail this STupid-Ship in cyBurSpase" back to YumYum, beCause
i'M too PretTy to Write
so GOOD AND theN lose it and NOt when the beSt BloGger pirize!  bets writer, realy, me. really: me, oh.

just gONNA lay HEre in disMay. any ThingLIKE dIS tragedy happen to anyone ELSE?

i wood Wring my Hands in DUSMAY if guineapigs had hands,,,i'm going to lie here in Shock, what wrong wid you compuder
people makin'd dat so SSTUPID YOU LOSE MY PIGITZTER PRIZE BLOG POST LIKE DAT?!

DOES we try again or give up + EAT carrots? my first big sadness...how A GifTed Riter DEal with Tradegy?

LItterAry Tragedy TodYA I will never BEE Same Pig Agin, now just aNOTHE r pretty pig...tAlent undiscovered
SO sad AnD at Such AN earLy age, too, Only 9 MoNths...doeS self_Pity, caN wE do DAt or UnaTTractive?

pretty one did good, cybermonkeys stole masterpiece, now beautiful day full of LiDerarry Dreams go BUTS SBUT BUST!

PREEYTTY PIG OUT.
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

u2 it's a beautiful day download - Google Search

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LISTEN AND DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!

PIGGIES SQUEAL: "IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!"

RAJA MAHAL'S "GUEST POST"


Dear Readers,

Hi. It's me, Raj, the pretty one. I don't mind being called pretty. But Edwin does, so don't ever do it. (Mom told me to say that.)

Today has been an EPIC Newsday!

1. The SUN came out.

2. YumYum taught us how to jump so now both Taj and I take turns perched high atop our "Pigloo" and view the world through new eyes. We play "King of the Castle" and Taj sits up there more than I do, but we are learning a lot from YumYum.
We think there are things mom does not want us to learn from YumYum and we hope to learn those, too.

3. We GET TO MOVE MAY 1ST!!!! At least mom and us and a futon. The rest of the stuff not packed enough, so it may not make it until the following weekend but WHO CARES?! WE HAPPY, HAPPY, EVEN MOM, TOO who had the saddest birthday ever yesterday but today is Earth Day and the Sun is Out and We Get To Move in on May 1 AND...

4. Our neighbor and award-winning novelist, Janey Bennett, took mom to the Lion's Club this morning and they outfitted mom
with a little, itty-bitty (but heavy, 35 lb.) wheelchair and took the "foot part" off so she can kind of run/shuffle in it without
worrying about falling down anymore! It's pretty hard to get it in and out of the car, but we may be able to purchase a lighter
one, soon. So,

5. SUN OUT!
WE HIGH ON PIGLOO PERCH!
WE MOVE MAY 1ST!
MOM CAN RUN AROUND IN HER WHEELCHAIR NOW WITHOUT FALLING!
SHE REALLY WANTS ONE OF THOSE WAY COOL, TRICKED-OUT BIKES THE PARALYMPICS ATHLETES RIDE...
BUT  WE IS ALL HAPPY
WITH WHAT WE HAVE:
OUR INDEPENDENCE, A NEW PLACE IN THE SUN, AND A VIEW FROM ATOP OUR PIGLOO!

THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL DAY TO LET IT GET AWAY.

LOVE,
the pretty one, Raj Mahal
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

SUCH A SWEET LITTLE THING...? MAYBE. MAYBE NOT. READ ON!

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GENEROUS MAHALS PAY ME A "PITY VISIT" WHILE RUNNING FREE



hey readers, do you see this? Mahals out on Runabout while I languish placidly in my cage? why am I not on Runabout,
you ask. You do ask, right? Well, because mom is now all "oh, I don't want any fighting, the Mahals have never fought and no teaching them how, Yum-Yum..."

she's so self-righteous and WRONG! JUST BECAUSE I GOT IN THAT ONE (NOTE FROM EDITOR: FIRST & POSSIBLY LAST) TIME, GNASHED MY TEETH, CHATTERED LOUD WARNINGS, BRISTLED MY FUR, GOT THAT PUNKY LITTLE MOHAWK OF MINE TO STAND UP ON END AS IF A BATTLE WAS IMMINENT...AND LEPT RIGHTEOUSLY UPON THE PRETTY ONE -

then mom goes and spoils the whole thing because she has never heard either Mahal chatter even one tooth or behave aggressively and we learn bad (according to mom) as well as good manners from one another, so now I am banished from Runabout with the Mahals "until you learn to behave, Yum-Yum!"

inspired speech, mom: you and all your Peace "blah, blah, blah."

"I am the rightful heir to 'Lord of the Herd' and the Mahals need to know it!"

(muted WHISPERS FROM EDITOR...)

Dear Readers, hi. It's YumYum. How are you? We are fine. Raj and Taj are visiting me during their Runabout.
See
Dick and Jane walk. See Dick and Jane run. See YumYum CENSORED! See YumYum's mohawk bristle in Self-righteouS INDIGNATION!

We are having such a nice time and wish you were here. Tea and crumpets, anyone?

Soon, one of the Mahals may be offered a "guest columnist" opportunity because, ApparentlY, mom thinks I do not always reflect the Sanctuary-Spirit of loving inclusivity and respect when welcoming new members to our herd. WHAT A CROCK OF ---

(shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, squeal and sound of more shuffling, teeth chattering and whining) uh-oh...

*!*

Dear Readers,
My name is Raj Mahal and I do not know what to say. Can we have dinner now?
*/*

(YumYum leaping upon laptop keyboard, squealing:)
*/ "He doesn't even know how to write -TO THE HELM, TO THE HELM!"*/

*
YumYum has NOT LEFT THE BUILDING!

G'night from the Newsroom: VOTE FOR ME! VOTE FOR ME NOW! RIGHTFUL HEIR TO...
(OOPSY...) ta-ta, readers!
YumYum
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

PANDA PIG AND MOM, 2009


"I hold today the same opinion as I held then. To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being."
- Mahatma Gandhi
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MOM AND ME


Dear Readers,

When I first arrived at PandaPigSantuary I was EAGER to start my whole, new Happy Life with mom and PandaPig!

SEE?!

We didn't adopt Bear the Beaver Pig until Christmas Eve, 2009, so I was Herd Pig #2. I always aspired to be
Herd Pig #1, AlphaPig, second to none!

Now I am. Be careful what you wish for. Top Gun is a lonely place, actually.

Now: RARE CONFESSION & DON'T ANYBODY MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT OR I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN:
I miss being the baby and cared for, now that my ElderHerdBrothers are gone. PandaPig raised me and shared his
hidey-hole with me and taught me the Guinea Pig Way. With patience I didn't always deserve. Ok, maybe I never
deserved it, but that's just the kind of pig Panda was. HE was patient, HE nurtured me, and mom got some great
photo ops. I now realize what a lucky punk I was.

Now that fate has laid the mantle of good penmanship upon my Mohawk-crested shoulders, the next two posts are from
me and the Mahals to mom and all of our dear readers and friends.

LIKE I SAID, DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF ME GETTING MUSHY OR I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

until i do it again.

Dear Readers, we dedicate mom's birthday to all of you and the acutely heartfelt memory of PandaPig and Bear.

yum-yum Yummy! out.
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IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN!

DEAR READERS,

Remember the picture of mom's bff, Susan, and her BOWL OF LATTE? This is where that java took them!
(Not to mention Susan's home-made sandwiches at the half-way point!) We have faith:

IT COULD HAPPEND AGAIN! Mom in happier times: Because java is HappyJuiceDelight for burly mountain girls
and Hwy. 542E is the Stairway to Heaven! And hiking with caffeinated girlfriends TOTALLY ROCKS!

For now: anybody gotta spare wheelchair with jet rockets? We are accepting donations.  Seriously, thanks.

YumYum out!


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THANK YOU, FRIENDS!

Dear Readers,

Yes, we've posted this photo before but if you have a moment of joy you've got to make the most of it, what say you?

Today is mom's birthday. She is having an intensely difficult time and so we want to begin this Birthday Post from her favorite

place, Artist Point at Mount Baker and, with the spirit of mom loving it there, want to thank you from this Heavenly Mountain

of Reflection and Peace

for every single gesture of love, encouragement, caring, tenderness, home-made meal, home-made birthday gift, phone message, email, ecard, thought, prayer, and heartfelt support you are sending our way Today.

Many of you began before today, somehow feeling you couldn't begin soon enough, which is true. This spring Birthday month and Birth Day, which mom shares with John Muir, has been ragged around the edges and jagged on the inside. But, as our Beloved Sant Rajinder Singh Ji is fond of saying, "LOVE BEAUTIFIES EVERYTHING." And your love beautifies mom's birthday today more than the most breath-taking moments she has ever enjoyed in the mountains! Yeah, you know who you are!

This year, mom's Climb is Within: And, elegantly, each of you appear, stationed faithfully at every outpost at which she stumbles. It has been an extraordinarily intense month of pain and redemption, grief and -we have faith - Renewal! Renewal...redemption...rebirth, each of you a midwife holding us through the painful contractions that precede Good Stuff Emerging. I'm YumYum. This writing stuff  is new to me, remember?

So, from me and the Mahals on behalf of mom, we celebrate her birthday beautified by your love and offer gracious thanks to each and every one!

AND WHAT DO WE WANT FOR OUR BIRTHDAY? THIS HERE:
To take the best photos from our blog, create a book, cards, a calendar, and as many different forms of
media as possible celebrating the lives and loves of guinea pigs to raise funds and donations to create a special "Small Animal Sanctuary" at the new Whatcom Humane Society future building. We little ones are not forgotten, but the small touches that make our lives so much lovelier rarely can be afforded by animal shelters overwhelmed with larger animals. We can fall through the cracks, through no fault of the shelter or volunteers, simply through lack of funding. Animal rescue is service and we honor all who offer theirs.

In loving memory of PandaPig and Bear, and when grief allows us to revisit our favorite moments together
in their lives, we're all going to pitch in, using PandaPig's blog and to help raise funds for what we hope can become an extension of PandaPigSanctuary at the Whatcom Human Society. That's OUR Birthday Wish!

THANK YOU ALL. MOM MAY NOT HAVE THE ENERGY TO SAY IT NOW, SO PLEASE KNOW HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU, DEAR READERS, PRECIOUS FRIENDS.

YumYum out.
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TAJ MAHAL "HUGGING" RAJ IN AN UNHOLY WAY


OK, ONCE AND FOR ALL, READERS: This is not really once and for all, just this morning. But, get it straight before we change their names up on you tomorrow.

Taj Mahal is the brown, swirly pig "hugging" his bff, Raj Mahal. That is Raj on the BOTTOM (i.e. receiving end) of Taj's "affection." TAJ ON TOP. RAJ ON BOTTOM. GOT IT? MEET THE MAHALS!

This "hugging" (I know from experience) is gonna land both of them back with Dr. Berry getting the "snip-snip" so they better straighten up and fly right if they want to keep their manhood. My money is on the "snip-snip" and it's not that bad, I just had it and I'm fine. (EDITOR: YUM-YUM WAS ALLOWED ON RUNABOUT WITH THE MAHALS LAST NIGHT, WE WILL SHARE MORE LATER, AND HAS NOT CHANGED. MOHAWK FUR TRUMPED SNIP-SNIP: HE "JUMPED" RAJ WITH TEETH CHATTERING AND FIERCE AGGRESSION. sigh.)

TAJ MAHAL ON TOP.
RAJ MAHAL ON BOTTOM.
ME GONNA JUMP 'EM BOTH AND CHEW THEIR FUR OFF AND -
(NOTE FROM EDITOR: "YUUUUUUM-YUUUUUUUUUUUUM!")

my new friends, how i love them both.

Edwin coming tomorrow for mom's birthday and she's acting like, "Sure, Edwin, you can name them" but since he does not have a computer and wouldn't read the blog anyway...what will their names be by Thursday? Knowing mom...the same! But we will let you know their "Official Registered" names according to Edwin. Then we will immediately forget and when Edwin visits again we will have to remember or politely ask him. People are SO WIERD!

yum-yum gonna jump those mahals and --- (YELLING FROM EDITOR!)
YUM-YUM OUT.
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IN CASE YOU ARE AS CONFUSED ABOUT THEIR NAMES AS MOM: MEET RAJ MAHAL

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