"Uh, hey mom, EXCUSE ME? But Raj just stole my lettuce!"

 

"I asking nicely, too."

That pretty, metrosexual, multi-colored dude may be
easy on the eyes, but beneath that "CoverPig" veneer
lurks one sneaky food-thief! All da handsome ones is
like dat! They's so full o'they's own pretty but - believe me -
underneath that deceptively colorful fur they's unscrupulous: And he my brother!
Thinks he looks like Fabio, yA, RIGHT.
Gonna Get Him Back, yeah, when he ain't expecting it,
gonna snatch his fat, juicy,organic orange carrot and run wid it like a wild stallion
galloping across the wind-swept prairies where the land meets the Big Sky...
Yup, that a plan!
I make a FABULOUS stallion! Squeeee, gonna be AWESOME!

"Mom! Raj is Stealing My Lettuce...Again. Help!"

 

Just 'cause he pretty don't mean a thing
'Cause he ain't got that swing...all swagger and thievery!

"TWAS LIKE A DREAM SO LONG AGO...

 

A winter month in the Pacific Northwest can seem like an eternity when every day
is garbed in varying shades of gray...light gray, dark gray, drizzle gray, full-on
rain gray, ice pellet gray, before snow falls gray, wake-up gray, go to bed gray,
foggy gray, gray for no particular reason, gray for every conceivable reason, gray
to get people to buy light boxes, gray to make people simply want to hibernate...

There is only ONE TRUE antidote and this is it! Go High! Find y'self in the Mountains
coated with white powder, fresh mountain air, the sound of stellar jays, ravens, the
elusive white ptarmigan...

The Mountain! WE Shall return...if we ever get well, climb out of bed, and remember
what day it is...SNOW DAY, MOUNTAIN DAY, LATTE DAY! HERE'S TO "THE RETURN & MAY IT
BE SOON!"

HEY, LIL MAC-NUT-PIE, CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET? RAJ HIDING SOMETHING FROM US...

 

HEY RAJ, JUST OUTTA CURIOSITY...WHATCHA GOT HIDIN' BACK THERE?

 

Raj is a handsome fella and don't he know it!
But Taj suspects he is hiding a secret in those
beautiful, long tresses, and I - MacNutPie -
shall find out what - or WHO - he got hiding in there.
She will be mine, all mine!

{EDITOR: "NO, SHE WILL NOT!"}

Oh, O.K. then, I'll try to find Coconut and...

{EDITOR: "NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY YOU WILL NOT!"}

Oh, FINE! Whatsa guy gotta do to get some
hay around here?! Goodness gracious, it's not
like I was sniffin' somebody's butt or something gross like that.

{EDITOR: "UH, YES, YOU WERE!"}

FINE!

Awwww, Would Someone Hand Me a Tissue, Please?

 

Tonight the gang and I watched Mel and Sydney's owl box and they
were all kissyFace and beaking and grooming each other and it made
me wonder whether I will ever find my own true love, as they have?
Usually, all I care about is food, running about, chasing Raj out
of my Pigloo, tumping over the food bowl, drinking the water bottle
dry, and whistling a shrill, loud soprano squeal in my unmistakable
voice...but watching those two love-birds tonight made me start to
question my life: am I missing out on something?

{EDITOR: "NO!"}

Aww, O.K. SO, CAN A PIGGIE GET SOME HAY FOR BEDTIME ALREADY?

How Southerners Do Weather on T.V.

OMG! OH NO! OMG! OH NO!
hey, what was the WEATHER, dude?
Remember: T.h.e. W.e.a.t.h.e.r.

Glad we live here...

WHAT GUINEA PIGS WATCH FOR FUN!

HEE-HEE^^^^^watch this and DON'T LAUGH!

BREAKING NEWS: MAC NUT PIE DENIES ALL CHARGES!

 

As we wait patiently to find out whether or not our precious little Coconut is preggers with MacNutPie's mini-pies,
MacNut denies all charges of infiltrating off-limits areas!

"I SAW HIM DO IT!" said Raj Mahal in a recent interview.
"Me, too, I saw him, too!" added Erica, Coconut's best friend.
"I'M HUNGRY, CAN WE JUST HAVE HAY?" demanded Taj Mahal.

Stay tuned, because we don't know what a preggersPig looks like,
but have been informed they become "pear-shaped" and so far,
well: if it looks like a pear, and it walks like a pear...

sigh...that's just what we need around here: BABIES!

Charges have not been filed until alleged "break in" has been
found true or false.

"But MacNut better keep it in his pants!" warned one onlooker.

Will someone please make him some pants? Thank you.

Tiny Baby Egyptian Tortoise Up Close

When mom volunteered at Woodland Park Zoo, these guys were among her
fave-O-faves and now there are two more in our world! Severely
endangered, no longer wild in Egypt, they are truly fun to watch
and they never fledge and fly away, like the owls, they only get
bigger and more fun to watch...we loves them Egyptian Tortoises!

Guinea Pigs dig this sort of thing!

FEED US OR WEEP!

 

RAJ GOT DA CARROT! GOTTA GET DAT CARROT! GONNA BITE THAT FOOT! BITE

 

Raj, Come back! Squeeeee! You too fast for me! Gonna get him, gonna get him good!