WHEN I STILL HAD TOENAILS...

Dear Mods and Modesses,

If you read back about three pages then you already know about the Great Calvin Toenail Debacle of 2011.
See how pretty my toes were before that? Oh, sure, they were just beginning to curl in a little, or at least that's
how mom justified her...what she did, y'know, go read about it and weep!

But, I got HER GOOD! The one toenail that she didn't get to clip? Ya, Baby, it still growing strong! HA!

She ain't nevah, EVAH gonna get that one, either, and it gonna drive her to Bollywood Dancing...oops,
that not good, either...what if she puts one o'those rings in her...EEEEEK!

JUST GRAZING...

Hi MODS and MODesses,

This is our owlie play rug but mom had to put a little fence around me because Raj and Taj were already racing around the "big play-pen" and they likes to chatter their teeth and lunge at me because i am so gentle and don't even realize i am a guinea pig...i think i is a people...so, just for a few minutes longer, until the Mahal brothers have exhausted themselves playing chase, then mom takes my little fence down and i getz the WHOLE place to myself. See, i still got my "man parts" and the other boyz doesn't; so it makes them mad and they tries to take mine! WHEEEeeeeeK! So, mom gotta protect me AND my "man parts" and i can't play with Coconut, either cuz I could knock her up and that would be dangerous, since girl gp's pelvis bones fuse once they are a few months old if they haven't already had a litter and the vet would have to do a c-section and she would probably not survive, so I doesn't
get to play wid anybody except mom's foot...which, to tell you the truth, ain't as much fun as it looks. I is gonna take my nap now, thank you for understanding.

love,
Calvin the small

Dedicated to the One We Love: MsA

Calvin Needs...

"Oh, YAWN, i just needs my coffee: coffee, coffee, coffee: WHERE DAT CAR? WHERE SHE AT? GET HER!"

Thank you,
Calvin the small

PIG IN A BLANKET

My name is Calvin the small but I think a lot about coffee and becoming Calvin the Caffeinated...

YouTube - Pedigree Dogs ad shot 1000 FPS using the Phantom camera

YouTube - Pedigree Dogs ad shot 1000 FPS using the Phantom camera

^^^CHECK THIS OUT!^^^

We loves us our doggies in slo-mo, gonna get this camera, gotta have it!

Courtesy of DommyDom'sMom, thanks, And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY!

YouTube - PhantomHD - Kitten in Slow Motion

YouTube - PhantomHD - Kitten in Slow Motion

ENJOY IN AWE!^^^ ^^^ ^^^ mmmm!

we just loves this, gotta get mom one to do us in slo-mo
so you's all can see us leap through the air, popcorning
when our glee is more than we can bear; how our feets
all RISE! with pure joy, not a care! we is guinea pig
nation pure love, ya, we swear!

Also courtesy of DommyDom'sMom: and it's STILL
YOUR BIRTHDAY, GIRL!

Making a Difference: Viewers make a difference for Motor City mutts

Making a Difference: Viewers make a difference for Motor City mutts

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GOOD NEWS. GOOD, GOOD NEWS.

Raj Shakes His BollyWagger! Startles MacNutPie...

CLICK TO ENLARGE OR YOU WON'T SEE THE EFFECT RAJ JUST HAD ON WIDDLE MAC-NUT-PIE!
(spew alert, Level 5!  don't say we didn't warn ya!)

MacNutPie: "He startled me, that's all.
So, he startled me and a poo popped outta my shimmy-shaker, that's all.
What'choo laughin' at, it could happen to you!
Ain't never seen a BollyPig shakin' it like Raj Mahal before, he is
Bustin' A Move and I busted a bowel moveMENT...don't judge me.
Like I said, it could happen to...

That's right,  YA, it COULD!"

Guinea Piggn' To Bollywood

YouTube - Bollywood Dance- Learn To Bollywood

^^^CLICK ON THIS TO LEARN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT KNOW...

O.K. Mom in bed with a migraine so NOW HEAR THIS!

She looked like she havin' a full-on Martian Seized-Her when she tried

this last night...it was...

sad, actually...wonder why she got a headache today? hmmmm....!

That said, now that she in bed, we is playin' it and

we is shakin' our widdle PiggyWoodBooties to Da Beat

and we LOVES IT!

Just, how we gonna wear those belly skirts?

We is boys, except for Coconut.

And, speaking of nuts, Calvin the small still has HIS!

He is 4 years old, so mom did not neuter him...

Where we get the guy outfits, somethin' that gonna

let our man parts do da shimmy-wiggle while we dance?

Anybody?

AnyBODY?!

An Unlikely Friendship

PandaPig, our very first rescue, became totally best friends with Chai, our Bengal Cat...they snuggled, played, and grew so close that one summer when Chai became near-deathly ill (which he always did whenever anyone got a bonus at work or some "spare change") Panda became so worried he would often approach Chai to cheer him up and make him better, gazing into his eyes, taking his widdle nose and snuggling Chai...of course it took all of our "spare change" and ginormous vet bills to "medically" fix him, but we know Panda and his love were always the REAL cure! Chai was a rescue because he was too wild for his first owner. He was bred too closely to a wild Asian leopard cat..."pet-quality" Bengals need to be bred at least four generations (Hence the "C4" designation) from the Asian leopard cat, but somebuddy decided Pretty bested the animals' best interests...
THUS:
A stunning litter of C2's were bred and sold...and we unwittingly became the lucky recipients of, basically, a wild animal capable of killing us in our sleep (hence the daily medication!) but who has devotedly rescued all kinds of animals, nurturing each as if it was his own. Panda was not his first guinea pig rescue, but Chai also had dog friends and even wild fawn and deer friends we used to visit at dusk back when we still lived at the wildlife sanctuary. Spindly-legged, spotted, spring fawns approached him with such wide-eyed curiosity Chai actually rolled over on his back and wiggled, a sign of submission so they would feel safe enough to approach: every late spring and summer afternoon, Chai donned his black leather harness & leash before walking out to wait for the doe and her fawns. Then he would return home, resplendent in his Fragrance of Wildness, telling PandaPig what it's like to be Chai: an unlikely friendship, indeed!

P.S. Chai was not named after tea. In one of the far eastern Asian countries, Chai means
Tiger. Just can't remember what language. His face and long legs bore wild tiger stripes
while the rest of  his unusually soft "pelt" glittered gold, copper, and glowed like diamonds
in the sun. Bengals with these characteristics are considered to have "glitter coats" aptly named!
He now lives in Seattle with his girlfriend, a spunky tortie rescue Dominatrix named Sami.

Another WONDERFUL Unlikely Friendship!

YouTube - Cat and owl playing

^^^CHECK IT OUT!^^^

And smile.