My Turn...

Yesterday, Coconut got the cuddle and EVERDAY Calvin getz the cuddle or YumYum but today is my day and I am going to Wheek and Wheek until mom wraps me up in our colorful fleece blanket and LOVES ME! WITH CARROT TOPS! And if she does a good enough job, i will help her headache go 'way.

My Name Is MacNutPie and I demand RESPECT! (in the form of carrot top cuddles and then a runabout later with Coconut and then a "cage-and-cuddle-cup-clean-up" before a load o'fresh timothy hay lands adjacent to my bed at bedtime.) We ask for so little...we are a simple rodent.

As Captain Picard would say to his ensign: "Make it so."

"MOM! MAKE IT SO!"

"Please use your indoor voice, MacTheNut...please!"

"fine...make. it. so."

"WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK! SqUeeeeeeeeeee! here she com'n to get me!"

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

indoor voice...shhhh....

"What about Ellie the affalump, too?"

"I'll get her right now."

Mom did: And It Was Good.

MMMmmmm...Cuddling, on a Sunday Afternoon...

There's gotta be a MOTOWN song about this...me and my elephant,
Cuddling...oooooh, on a sunday afternoon.....ooooooh,
"Shaft! John Shaft!"
Yeah...that the one.
Taj Mahal is IN THE BUILDING!

I AM COMMUNING, NOT ABOUT TO SNITCH ON MOM...

Dear Readers,

Few of you really know me, Taj Mahal, because - although many find me the most beautiful in the herd with my abyssinian whorls and swirls all growing in perfect symmetry across my buttery, luscious, chocolate brown coat - Well, I may have told YumYum what mom just did but I am not hiding! Gizmomma sent us the coolest effalent in the whole world to play with and I have found that he is also perfect for cuddling beneath, particularly when one as beautiful as me feels compelled to HIDE, no, I mean, take a nap keeping one eye open just in case...ya know: Just. In. Case.
GizMomma, it's not how it sounds.

GIZ KNOWS! LOL!

Sincerely,
Taj Mahal

"YUM-YUM, C'MHERE, GUESS WHAT MOM JUST DID TO OUR BLOG?!
AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS..."

OOPSIE, BIG, FAT OOPSIE!

MOM ACCIDENTALLY DELETED
THE "BLOGS WE FOLLOW" LIST
BY BEING HERE INSTEAD OF
TAKING HER NAP.

IT WILL RETURN.

WE GUINEA PIGS WILL PUT
OUR LIST BACK TOGETHER
AGAIN ONCE WE KNOW
MOM IS ASLEEP, FOR SURE.

YOU BLOGGERZ WHO WE
LOVE READING SHALL BE
REINSTATED! IT'S ALL MOM'S
DOING, AS USUAL...PLEASE
FORGIVE HER, SHE KNOWS
NOT WHAT SHE DOES.
(PRETTY MUCH EVAH!)

SINCERELY YOURS,
YUM-YUM and Taj, aka: "The Snitch!"

"Mom! How COULD YOU?"
ooops...sssshhh! is the mike still on?
the mike, is it still on? no one heard
that, right? Calvin, was the mike off?
Calvin, wake UP!

Where Love Is A Secret No More!

Photo taken today, June 26, 2011, a day of unexpected sunshine:

Dedicated to Marilyn173, a poem from the founder of my meditation center

up in beautiful Birch Bay, Washington:

"I started alone on the journey of love,

               filled with faith and zeal,

At every step travelers joined me,

               and soon we were a caravan."

                              ~Sant Darshan Singh

one of India's most beloved mystic poets,

from his book A Tear And A Star.

These words reflect our secret-no-more

definition of how humbling it feels to be

 a true, classic MOD: Friends FOR LIFE! 

And, in Hebrew: "L'Chaim, To Life!"

Marilyn, we shall join you Wedsnesday,

and - together - become the wind beneath your wings,

gently holding you aloft above the fluffiest clouds

in the gentlest azure sky, even as you sleep...

and pray that no MOD ever feel alone again!

and pray that no one ever feel alone again, including

all the animals in the world and all the stars in

the universe. And each other...

~humbly (for once!)

1SkatrPie,

Chana and YumYum

Meditating with George...

We guinea pigs know it's cage cleaning time when George comes on. Tonight mom played "Dark Horse" and we knew she meant business! Raj and Taj's cages were cleaned in no time. Until she started dancing and drumming in the air in her overalls...my cage was next and I was so excited! But she fell asleep.

I gonna get her tomorrow! Gonna pick out the soundtrack from "Shrek" because she never falls asleep
listening to that and I want A CLEAN CAGE! Even we guinea pigs miss George. We all hoped for a Beatles reunion LIVE on UStream but gave up sadly once mom quoted George as having said:
"As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead."

On a happier note: HERE COMES THE SUN! There WILL be summer and clean cages with fresh timothy hay for all! Squeeee!

love,
YumYum

LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS...

We wake up with aspirations to climb High Unto Our Heavens on that perfect, sunny day. HA!
John Lennon summed up reality best when he said: "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans."
Indeed!

Might as Well Mention...

While mom doin' all that meditating, we might as well mention that her art falls into categories of both "Outsider Art" and "Migraine Art" so she will be showing this book both to her neurologist and the owner of the new art gallery which, we just discovered, will be heralding it's GRAND OPENING this Friday Night during Bellingham's First Friday ARTWALK! She hopes to attend without a migraine. Lots of deep meditation mom, and play with us, it gonna all be good, we just knowZ it!

A Much Needed, Well Deserved BREAK!

Dear Everyone,

We have just been through a great deal of mayhem here at PandaPig's Sanctuary and have decided that mom needs to meditate more! So, we are giving her a break after she spends her entire Saturday drinking coffee while cleaning our cages, the kitchen, the house, doing the laundry, vacuuming, letting us each out on our respective RunAbouts, (we can only run with certain members of the herd due to us being BoyZ who ALL wanna Be ALPHA MALES and Coconut bein' the only girl; so Runabouts not as simple as they sound!) and we have a long list of "WE wantZ and WeWantZitNow" for her, too.

May take more than one day, one week, possibly gonna take her between a month and NEVAH
to accomplish everything on our "to do NOW!" list.

THEN...we pretty sure she driving up to Birch Bay to close her eyes. So, we may be offline until she opens them again.

Do good, be good, have fun, and keep the back light on for us~
WE'LL BE BACK. And we gonna get ya GOOD!

So, relax on your yoga matZ and dream of flying wing-tip
to wing-tip with owls on high, through deep blue night skies
filled with stars and WONDER!

Sincerely Yours,
YumYum

SOOTY'S REVENGE!

Your Daily Cute: Piggies on Parade!

^^^YOUR DAILY WHAT?!^^^WATCH THIS
AND TELL US IT CUTE: WE DARE YA!

C'mon, we all know Papa sneaked a widdle
sumpin'-sumpin' in Sooty's hay!
Call us whistleblowers, but
until Papa takes care o'his own GrandPigs
we outin' HIM AS THE REAL VARMINT!

{EDITOR: And they wonder why they are
(almost) all neutered...Seriously?!}

"Mom! Why we all (almost) neutered?"

"Dear, isn't it OBVIOUS?"

"But Mom, we could sleep for two

days and you'd get a vacation!"

"YumYum, just watch the video

to see what kind of vacation your

mum would be gettin' OKAY?"

YumYum: "oh."

"EWWWwwwww, oh! oh my."

Thank You for Your Consideration.

{EDITOR: AT NO TIME WAS

IT UNDER CONSIDERATION.}

BBC News | WALES | Romeo guinea pig causes baby boom

BBC News | WALES | Romeo guinea pig causes baby boom

^^^^^SOOTY DONE IT NOW^^^^^^

HEE-HEE:  NOW THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!
Especially the part about how his "stamina" amazed his peeps!
HA, Oh, to be Sooty...

"Ode to Sooty"

Two nights a-missing,
two nights to recover...
ARGH, that's the life
for me: SQUEEEEEE!

poem by YumYum
All Rights Reserved.
No reprints without express
written and verbal permission
of poet emeritus. Or hay laced
with what Sooty GOT!

Guinea Pigs Find Better Role Model than a Pirate in SOOTY!

So Sooty went missing, only to be found after having burrowed into a pen of 24 females, creating 43 offspring, which so exhausted the stud that he was only discovered after caviary owners thought to do a headcount in the girl-pen and when it came up 25 instead of 24, where was Sooty? Sleeping!

WE FORGO PIRATES FOR SOOTY AND HIS DARING-DO!

Now, amongst us, the only one with his cajones still intact is Calvin...anybody see that happening?

"....dur...uh...ooh, not so much..."

Anybody else want to chime in?

Calvin: "mom, will you snuggle with me under my fuzzy blanket?"
"Of course, dear."

SOMETHING TELLS US WE HAVE LITTLE TO WORRY ABOUT.

GO SOOTY!

P.S. he only went missing for TWO NIGHTS!
DOUBLE-GO, SOOTY!