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Saturday, October 8, 2011

Stephen Jobs, Godspeed

Steve Jobs: Stanford commencement address, June 2005 | Technology | The Observer
^^^TO READ AND CONTEMPLATE...

If you read or skip down to the part where Jobs talks about life and death, we find
it deeply moving and wise beyond his years. Mom doesn't own one i-anything, although it would make a tremendous difference in our lives if she used technology we could all understand. We followed Jobs for a different reason, and know we have mentioned it a number of times. Which is that Edwin was diagnosed, in much the same way, with this same rare form of pancreatic cancer which is, supposedly, 100% curable with surgery. When the doctor came out after the endoscopy (and Edwin was still under anesthesia) he didn't have to say one word. He invited mom into a private room, sat her down, then patted her on her knee. She burst into tears. That was the exact same way she found out her best friend was dying years earlier. And Sylvia did die. Mom was there for Sylvia...it was only to have been a routine colonoscopy...turned out to be mom's first "pat on the knee" experience.

We couldn't afford anything Apple, nor can we now. So, we watched Jobs for his weight gain, weight loss, the color of his skin, the way it hung loose on his face
over time, while his pants looked baggier, his skull leaner. Edwin does not have cancer but it took two surgeries, none of them easy. We followed Jobs' secret illness while he fought to keep it that way so Apple stocks wouldn't plunge like the weight rapidly fleeing his body...we watched because we wanted to see what happened to the famous man with such a rare form of "curable" pancreatic cancer.

Then, at the age of 56, Jobs died. Edwin and mom are 55. So we followed Stephen Jobs, not because mom's a techie, or can afford the newest, latest, greatest i-Thing, we watched because we have gone through at least some of what he fought so hard to keep secret.

And we grieve for him. Our generation lost our Thomas Edison prematurely,
before we could wring everything from him, or so one commentator lamented.
Perhaps he - knowing more acutely than anyone - his own mortality, actually 
wrung it out of himself, perhaps even hastening his own death...we don't know
him. He said it wouldn't matter whether or not he was the richest man in the
cemetary, that the only thing that mattered is what he did while he was here
on earth. He followed his heart. He was an iconoclastic personality who changed the world. And he was a college drop-out.

So, to honor him, we ask you, dear readers, to introspect within, find your passion, and follow it. Ours is animal rescue, supported through art and the kind generosity of like-souled humans. Mom never feels like she does a good enough job because she gets tired so quickly but we know she does the best she can and we are all happy to be together, especially she is happy we are all together, we calm her
and give her life a sense of purpose and meaning.


We love and admire people who have the guts and courage to follow their hearts.
Right now our friend Eric Blehm is working feverishly on a book which has
broken his heart, yet the story will be written because Eric is a passionate man and devoted to his heart, follows his calling, and has a beautiful wife and family who
support him in this. We have friends who takes risks such as these and love them,
find inspiration in them, and live better for knowing them, whether we ever meet
them or not.

So, we followed Stephen Jobs. We follow Eric Blehm, although now we can only
see the front page of his FACEBOOK because he is communing with the one he
is writing about with a rapidly approaching deadline. We follow our new friend
Alison, working desperately against some pretty tough odds to continue printing
the only Guinea Pig Magazine in the world! We follow our new friend Jen, of
Jen's Custom Crafts, who sewed all our new cuddle cups and YumYum's plush
"MAN-CAVE" because she does this to support her own rescued animals, her
family, and still donates a portion of her profits to small animal rescues
like ours!


So, we follow the visionaries amongst us, mostly invisible to the world, less
newsworthy than Stephen Jobs, yet no less fearless. We follow them, we keep
in touch with them, we admire them, we are here for them, and we hope to
become one of them.

Godspeed, all of you. And Stephen, you fought heroically. Godspeed, friend.



"You have to trust in something--your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever.
This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference
in my life."
                                      ~Stephen Jobs

My New Tunnel!

Yo, check it out, bro's, this my brand, new tunnel! Soft, warm, cuddly: 
A REAL MAN-CAVE! 


(All photos taken without permission from
www.JensCustomCrafts.com
oopsie, we sorry, forgot to ask first!)


Hey, YOU know I AIN'T GOIN' WID NO GIRLY COLORS, SO I GOT THIS WILD, AWESOME SPIDER-WEB DESIGN ON MY TUNNEL, TO KEEP OUT DA 
RIFF-RAFF,
IF YA KNOW WHO I MEAN...
(THINK: TWO-LEGGED CREATURE)
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Where AM I?


GREAT NEWS! Winter is finally here! We waited all 3,323 minutes of summer for this! And Fall? Hmmm, never saw it coming.
Never saw it at all. What's great about that? Not much, unless you're me! Mom finally replaced those nasty sleeping bags of mine with the coolest spaceship on earth! Yeah, ain't like we haven't been cold, because - HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PLACE?
Of course you have? Have you seen where the heat vents are? Of course you HAVEN'T because they are hiding behind either guinea pig cages or all that chaos in her "art studio." (Mom, you can call it anything you want, but -)

"YUM-YUM, are you using the computer or can I?"

OOPS! "Uh, I am, Mom, just waxing poetic to my readers about your grace and generosity, getting me my new tunnel!"

"Oh, honey, well, in that case, take as long as you like. I am going to lie down for a bit."

"Mom, haven't you been lying down since, like, yesterday? I thought they raised your meds and you wouldn't be having any more seizures..."

"Yeah, well, whatever, I didn't pick them up because lying down takes so much energy. Say 'Hi' to all my fan(s?) for me, are there more than one?"

"Sure mom, sure!" (NOT! HAVE YOU MET MOM?!)

As I was saying, so there's this incredible person, Jen, and her husband and their neat kid who have a family business making amazing things for little furballs like us, ferrets, hedgehogs, dinosaur babies, miniature shrimp, octopusses (did you know the male dies right after they mate? It kinda sucks except if you gonna die a happy octopus when would be a better time
than that, if you really think about it, which we don't.) So, Jen has all these ultra-luxurious soft, fleece, MOISTURE-WICKING comfie-thingies and mom had made enough with our cards to order three cuddle cups for "the others" who loved them SO MUCH that both Raj Mahal AND lil'Calvin actually started popcorning for joy when they crawled curiously into them...Calvin can't popcorn, him having no real bones and all, so he squealed and did barrel rolls (YEAH! they are SO ROOMY!) AND BOTH OF THEM KICKED THEIR LONG BACK FEET OUT TO SEE IF THEY COULD AND THEY COULD SO THEY DID because those stinky old cuddle cups were all too small, even for Calvin the small, since he talks and eats in his sleep. (Seriously, it KEELS mom laughing to watch him chew-chew-chew in his sleep. But, we think he dreams of food because he was starved, which is why his bones de-mineralized.)

So, Jen probably has lots of custom orders, I guess, since she has so many beautiful fabrics to choose from, but winter came on us as rapidly as summer and fall never came, so that left me without a viable sleeping bag...(because who hasn't done laundry in how LONG?)

Well, believe it or not, Jen had ONE TUNNEL LEFT AND GUESS WHO IS NOW IN IT?

me. yes, me.

SQUEEEEEEE! My spondylosing been hurtin' since the weather changed and now I am all stretched out in a large roomy tunnel of my Very Own and - get this, y'all - unlike that stupid sleeping bag, the tunnel got two ends open so I can see my "Domain" while in it, and keep a watchful eye over all that I survey, which is all mine!

Short story long, THANK YOU, JEN AND YOUR HUSBAND, FOR HAVING ONE LEFT, FOR RUSHING IT TO US, AND FOR MAKING IT ALL SPOOKY AND HALLOWEENY, because mom especially loves spiders and catches them
and puts them outside because she thinks anything that tiny who can made fiber art that intricate, yet delicate is a creative genius, especially with so many little legs everywhere all over it!

ANY OF YOU READING WHO HAVE A SMALL ANIMAL IN YOUR LIFE, CALLING CD3 FOR MILLIE BEA, PLEASE CHECK OUT: www.JensCustomCrafts.com. Our only regret? She don't make nothing big enough for mom...
(snickers heard from every piggie..."then mom would NEVER GET UP!" more giggling...)

Mom: "What y'all doin' in there? Sounds like fun!"

Herd altogether now: "It the sound of us lovin' you mom, the sound of us lovin' you."

YEAH, that it! THANK YOU, JEN!

Friday, October 7, 2011

Don't Even THINK About IT!

Hi Everybody,

I don't think it's fair that every time I get a treat, Raj nudges his pointy, royal snout into MySpace and steals it. That said, we don't know why no one is able to leave us comments. Unless Raj has chewed the Permission thingy, EVERYMODY should be able to. Yet, no one can. We don't know why? We are desperately perplexed! Mom sent us to Pigs of the Perpetually Perplexed Monastery to meditate on it. Or was we to medicate on it? They rejected us. Said we were only partially perplexed. What do they know?!

The good news is that the Guinea Pig Magazine in England has begun making magnets out of us so we teasing mom she gonna be "The Carlos of Guinea Pigs" if they set up on Cafe Press or the Brit equivalent. We hope it's the Brit site cuz we wanna decorate those exterminator hats next time there's a Royal Wedding...yeah, we likes the sound of THAT! Especially cuz Millie Bea would wear one!

Then there was the art. Well, two paintings got to the gallery on time. And mom actually finished the cards. Had a mild seizure. Couldn't stand up. So she and the cards are still on the floor. They watched "The Daily Show" together on the computer and fed us apples. Mom had mac and cheese and going to bed. Oh well. At least next time Millie Beatrice gets fashionable for a Royal Hoo-Ha, we know she'll be sporting images of us on her exterminator and we feel quite honored!

CD3, you listening?

Why you can't leave comments? Ms. A, you always have the answer. Was it too many shots in our espresso? Was it?
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Thursday, October 6, 2011

Mom Lies...

Mom lies. We all know it. Mom knows it. She keeps telling us, "This the LAST TIME!"
But it never is.

She lied again today. Walked with her cane - not even her walker - straight into ARTISANS Gallery where her two favorite people were busy getting ready for Friday night, Jesse and Rick. Mom teased him so mercilessly about something last month (remind us to tell you what, cuz he really deserved it!)
that he says, "Uh-Oh, Here comes TROUBLE!"

That nickname seems to follow her...when she and Edwin were learning Kung Fu from Bruce Lee's first student and close friend, Jesse Glover, back in Seattle, he called her that, too. The "other" Jesse (whose booth mom sits at the Saturday Farmer's Market) was leaned way over a table hanging a painting but eeked out a nice hello.

Let the Lies Begin!

She told Rick she had great news! Lots of new cards, LOTS AND LOTS! Rick was so happy he showed her the rotating 6 foot or so beautiful wooden card thingy her work was in and revealed an entirely new, unfilled wall. He said since she was bringing in so much new work, he would actually move the whole thing into the MIDDLE of the gallery so EVERYONE COULD SEE ALL THE NEW CARDS!

She also told him about two new paintings, which received equal respect...think he said something about the "debut" of all the new work. WOW, HOW EXCITED IS MOM?

not too much.

why?

she lied. straight up LIED.

does she even have new cards? yes. she does.
wherefore art them? Drrr...in pieces, in different places, photos here, cardstock there, envelopes somewhere else, clear plastic they go in mebbe in one of our cages, who knows?

are any of them made and ready to place in the Glorious Spotlight Rick is creating just for her?
You decide.

And about those paintings...
do they exist? yes.
are they framed and ready to hang?
not until a few hours ago when the framer called and told her they were.
She has known Paul for many years, he framed her work for the last gallery she was in.
So, for that many years, Paul has casually informed her that jobs like hers "take time and they need at least such-and-such amount of time for those jobs in the future." Paul's a great guy and his frame shop is way cool.
She says: "You betcha, Paul, thanks for this ONE time!" off she goes.
Until the next month.
And the next.
Paul gonna start locking his door when he sees her coming in the future, electronically, so he can hide. We just KNOW IT!

Where she now? lying on the floor, not a one card ready, no framed pictures picked up, just wants to climb into bed.

That is the fate of liars: they need to climb into bed. But not to sleep. To hide.

Mom, you can run and you can sleep, but you can't hide. We know who you are
and we know where you live and we know what you did. And we know you
are a repeat offender, too!

Wish us luck since tomorrow is the big FIRST FRIDAY ARTWALK EXTRAVAGANZA FEATURING...lies. Wonder how they gonna look in that pretty card rack?

"In my defense, it is simply procrastination and I know that I have ADHXDZ SYNDROME, WHERE YA CAN'T FOCUS ON DOING ONE TASK AT A TIME!"

Mom, you tell lies one at a time...just sayin'
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Got Sumpin' for Mom!

Precious Reader,

I was given the honor of buying mom a thank you thong, and pulled it off to great
aplomb. Them BoyZ-2-PigZ is making a Big Deal outta it. Read on. Support me.
I the only girl-pig and they just don't get how challenging it is to make mom into a girl.
(Neither does she, but it too late and why bother?) If you boyPigZ wanna shop for mom next time, FINE!
But you don't know Things and I ain't tellin'.
Readers, please feel free to share your own Thong Tales.

love,
Coconut, so misunderstood
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Bing! I'm A Guinea Pig (Dance Dance Dance) | Flash Videos

Bing! I'm A Guinea Pig (Dance Dance Dance) | Flash Videos

Bing is the guinea pig featured on the "apron" (Coconut)
"hat" (Calvin the small) "dust mask for hay distribution"
(Raj Mahal) "Stretchy fun thing" (Taj Mahal) "dish towel"
(MacNutPie) "Chew toy" (YumYum) that appears in the
following post. We may have a contest to see who can
"NAME THAT THONG AND TELL US WHAT IT GOOD FOR!"
(ABSOLUTELY NUTTIN? SERIOUSLY?)

NOW THAT WE ARE STARS...MOM GOT HERSELF A...?

We were so excited to hear from Alison, founder and editor of The Guinea Pig magazine that Calvin has already been published and that more of us will appear in the special Holiday Issue and Taj may even get his pretty chocolaty self on a COVER! So, we sent Coconut to buy mom a special "thank you for making us famous" gift and this is what she got mom.

Now...none among us know exactly what this IS even though Coconut insists it is an apron. We doubt it. Mom don't cook. Don't do dishes. Just waits for neighbors to call the HazMat Team from the Hanford Nuclear Reactor who come in all dressed in their funny outfits and take everything out to where they store plutonium, which is what we suspect was growing in the blender...now gone with the wind.

Either way, mom a girl and Coconut a girl so this what we giving her. Anybody wanna hazard
a guess to tell us what this is?
We thought not.

Row, row, thong, whatEVEH YOU IZ! 
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Guinea Pigs Row Tiny Boat - Extended Version - GEICO commercial - YouTube

Guinea Pigs Row Tiny Boat - Extended Version - GEICO commercial - YouTube

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS: Row, Row, Row.
(The extended version!)

P.S. We gots BIG NEWS but mom
makin' us get offline so she can tuck
us in...it gots to do with a certain piggie
gettin' on the COVER of a certain International
Guinea Pig magazine! You'll never guess
which one!

Taj, there IS ONLY ONE.

SSssshhhhhhhhhh......row.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

I'M A LONG-BOY, LIKE AN ORCA!

MAC-NUT-PIE, you aren't an orca, you a guinea pig, a silly guinea pig!
Nuh-UH! I'm l.o.n.g. and can do things!
Like what?
I eat my own poo.
So that make you an orca whale? Even them whales don't do that!
I can...mmm....uh....i got nothing.
Just dress up like one for Halloween. We'll help with your costume.
Thanks, YumYum. You're swell!
True DAT, little fella, true dat! (Wait till I tell everybody he thinks he a whale, SQUEEEEEEEEE!)
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Swimming Away


Mom finished the orca drawing even though this isn't a real good picture of it. He swam away too fast.
It's Sunday and already Coconut has received her nail trim. Mom calls it "spa day" but - she take us for fools or what? - we know it's grooming, nail trim, even butt-wiping (Raj Mahal better keep an eye on his pretty tail-feathers!) and cage cleaning! Mom keeps whining that if we could all just get along and she could get us one gigantic "Dream House" like Millie Bea has it would be SO MUCH EASIER FOR HER. Well, we don't and we ain't gonna. 'Cuz I is the undisputed chieftain 'round these parts and got NO PROBLEM proving it to anyone else who chases Coconut! Even though she gets to share her cage with gentle MacNutPie, she's mine until I get Millie Bea. And she'll still be mine AFTER I get my Millie Bea. Why? Because I amYumYum, 'nuff said!

Mom may start a separate art blog since the gallery now is linking artist to web pages and she still thinks only spiders and drama queens weave webs...but she might be able to manage another blog.
I invited her just to link us here, cuz we would tell everybody EVERYTHING!

She said, "Thanks but no thanks, YumYum, that's the last thing I need right now!" That true.

Happy Orca Sunday!

P.S. WE ALL GOT outta our nail trims because the toilet exploded water
all over the bathroom floor! Again and again! Finally mom had to call the
maintenance emergency number and the guy just arrived. He lives an hour
away. His first question (SERIOUSLY!) WAS "DID ANYTHING FALL
INTO IT?"

mom said no.
liar!
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Point of View

Good Night, Sweet World: piggies are all Runned About, fed, hayed, YumYum got his pain meds, water bottles filled, cuddle-cups dry and ready for bedtime so off we go...well, Calvin still gotta get his special blanket time...but it helps mom fall asleep, long as she puts him back in his cage before she totally falls asleep. Like that one time -

"Good night, YumYum, please turn off the computer. Bedtime, dear."

Good night, Sweet World.
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