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A bit o'cute to start your day off right.
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FIRST TEST OF ICE IN SOCHI!
Dear Russian brothers and sisters,
We have noticed many of you read our
blog and want to extend a personal
HELLO! We guinea pigs don't know
how to write Russian so we hope you
will accept the love as we feature
a photograph of the FIRST TEST OF
YOUR FIGURE SKATING AND
SHORT TRACK SPEEDSKATING
ICE IN SOCHI! Looks good to us!
Edwin spent his time at the Vancouver
2010 Olympics with members of your team
and if you go back far enough on our blog
you may even recognize some of your friends!

With the Olympics coming up (summer, winter, who cares?) Mom has - from her bed - become smitten and feverish for some
"JUST DO IT!" - style skatin' time on the Ice!
She and Edwin had been speedskating before anyone in the world even knew, much less cared about the obscure sport, but thanks to American Gold Medalist Apolo Anton Ohno and his EPIC CRASH (wasn't his fault, tho!) during the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, short-track speedskating rapidly gained popularity for its resemblance to Human NASCAR racing...following this crash, a bloodied, tattered, battered Apolo dragged himself across the finish line to claim Silver while an Australian that Edwin met and hung out with in Vancouver 2010 (who was SO far behind the pack that he missed the crash entirely) quietly glided to a Gold Medal he knew never really belonged to him. Well, Apolo got Silver, the Koreans issued death threats (even though they caused the crash from #1 position) and the world fell madly in love with short-track speedskating!
Mom and Edwin's skating coach drove feverishly with no tickets from Bellingham to Salt Lake City to watch and next thing they knew, mom and Edwin were participating in a famous sport!
{TO ENJOY MORE, THEY JUST STARTED UP A U.S. SPEEDSKATING BLOG LISTED TO YOUR RIGHT,
APTLY TITLED "SKATE LEFT"...JUST CHECK BLOGS WE FOLLOW FOR MORE CHILLS, THRILLS, & SPILLS AS THE ATHLETES BEGIN TRAINING FOR THE 2014 WINTER GAMES IN SIBERIA!}

This morning mom pulled out (not her skates, too sick today) but she did pull out Apolo's autobiography given to her by Edwin, entitled Zero Regrets. (They've hung out together a bit, too, Apolo being from Seattle, but that's another story.)
Mom opened her book for inspiration to keep from feeling kinda down and read the inscription by Apolo to her, SQUEEEEE! which is really cool, before her eyes moved down to the inscription written to her from Edwin, in green (because Edwin thinks he's a leprechaun or something):
TO MY CHANA
FOR PUTTING THE WORD
"SLOW IN SPEEDSKATING!"
YOU TRULY DESERVE THIS BOOK.
~EDWIN
(WHEEEEEK!)
For months, we have been listening to a mysterious sound emanating from Bhindi and Peter-Peanut's cage, haven't we, mom?
Why, yes we have, Yum-Yum,
most mysterious, indeed!
What could it be? I get
foggy-brained just
wondering about it.
Nibbles gives me Giggles,
Not to mention hair-muss-upz!
Well, mom, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
What is it, Yum-Yum?
Mom, it's EAR-NIBBLIN',
PIRATE~STYLE!
AND I, Yum-Yum, have evidence to
back up my claim to the Prize for
solving the mystery. See, whenever
Bhindi and Peter Peanut eat breakfast...
Watch them act all nicey-nicey, and
particularly take note of Bhindi's
"look of innocence."
HA! FAR FROM IT!
He's moving in for the
BIG EAR-NIBBLE!
Well, ain't that the bees knees?! How'd
ya crack their little secret?
MOM! You think I was born yesterday?
I TAUGHT IT TO THEM!
Oh, right, right.
Haven't you noticed the same thing, mom,
that when you go in to give scritchy-scratches
to one, the other one rushes in and next thing
ya know there's a little squeal and a jump?
Yeah, guess I never thought of it that way
but they both DO want to be scritchy-scratched
at the exact same time and I've only got two
hands and I always wondered...
Guess You Still Da Man, Yum-Yum!
MA! ALWAYS WAS,
ALWAYS IS,
ALWAYS WILL BE!
I AM BHINDI, AND I WOULD NEVAH!
Could I BE ANY MORE INNOCENT?
Mu-ah-ha-HA.....SHhhhhhhhhhh, I hear
Peter-Peanut and boy am I ready for a little
snack right now!
~*~

YO! You out there...Get your Love On!
Today is Feel-Good Tuesday... I gotta message and that's IT! Who loves ya, baby? YumYum loves ya! Always has, always will!
Just remember one thing:
NEVER BEHAVE!
(heh-heh)
It's not a "man-crush" just that YumYum
is my best friend and while he sleeps in
his pink sleeping thingy this is where I
wait with devotion for when he wakes up.
And then I follow him up and down his
cage and we rub noses through the bars.
Really, if you ask me, I would love Fairy's
sister, Marigold, should I ever take a wife.
But with the OlympiGz coming up the
air-space is now a No-Flies Zone, just
like our kitchen...er...is.
So, for now, I just lay on my hay and dream
a little dream.
Love,
Vinny-Guinea

Good Morning Friends,
This is how mom acts when she doesn't feel well.
We love her and we oink, Squee, & purr
wanting only to comfort
her but...
well, gosh! This is the thanks we get?
Such a drama queen.
P.S. We will say one thing: she looks worse than this guy!
(heh-heh~)

It's Fairy and her Daddy
(and Mummy, too) talking to us
all the way from ENGLAND!!!
We got so happy with FairyMagic that we had
THE BEST DAY EVER in the WORLD!
She talked to us through the phone and we
heard her sweet voice and said:
"Fairy, we love you, O! LOVE YOU
WE DO!
before ~
She said it right back: SO SWEETLY -
who knew?!
That a Fairy-Star guinea pig,
dear deaf, blind, kind, gwinny-pig
Gave Us
Happy, Sun-Fun, Beautiful
and something ex-tra-Musical
So thrilled to be-come Lunical!
Every smile Fairy-Tune-able
Bless our MARVELOUS
MIRACLE!
AND Ingrid in Bavaria:
"Wir lieben EUCH!"
("We love YOU?!")
And Lucky and his harem
and Helmut and your Dackals!
~~~~~*~~~~~
While "Speaking Tree"
INDIA: Yo! Brothers and Sisters, hey -
we "PREM YOU" in our crazy-way!
~~~~*~~~~
OH! - Black Sheep MOD Nation-uh...
"Muah-Ha-HA-HA-Ha-Ha-HA!
~~~~~*~~~~~
We heard That One's voice today...
felt her sweet-fun-cute-charming way,
Making Sunshine
Our HAPPY DAY!

Mom moved in with us. I had to drink my water
and eat my breakfast first, (urp!) 'scuse that, oh
my, but mom moved in with us and now we can
run all over the apartment because the little hamster
fences haven't arrived yet to keep us from doing
naughty things around her bed.
We don't mean to be naughty...
Nibble original drawings in the art corner where we love to play chase and hide & seek...
We really want to welcome her...
We have to pee and poo to show her this is OURS ALL OURS...
(urp!) Oh my. I ate too fast this morning.
Hmmmm...."Welcome, Mom."
we promise not to chew on your stuff, pee on your stuff, poo on your stuff, spray our man-smell all OVER YOUR STUFF...
We love living with you and know you'll love it, too!
Mom: "WHO AMONG YOU JUST ---- OMG?!"
Peter: "Gotta go now, see ya's! SQUEEEE, hee-hee,
WE BAD!!! mu-ah-Ha-HAAAAAAAAH!"
guinea pig tricks: standing on hind legs, playing tug of war, and vacuuming up food - YouTube
^^^^^LAUGH-RIOT ALERT!
CODE: PIGGY-BALLET!
We know, we know, we are going C.R.A.Z.Y.
this morning because we just put this on our post
below after Truffles breaks the World Record
Guinea Pig jump training for the 2012 OlymPigs!
But this video might be a trifle hard to find,
so HERE IT IS, just in case you need to see
it 200 times, give or take...
love,
all us!